> Somewhere under a hopeless pile of rocks.

I'm Jssy! =) I'm in love with Halestorm, We Are the In Crowd, Harry Potter, volleyball and soccer! I lay on the floor and play rock sounds obnoxiously loud on my guitar while waiting to rinse the pink dye out of my hair.

 

sassyfirst:

moffathavemercy:

howdidigetsofunny:

carpooltunnels:

legendofkorraholyshit:

clarkbaxtresser:

guys I’m never pausing icarly again what the fuck is happening here


NEVER
AGAIN

Let’s not forget


I love how theres the “G” symbol at the top and then BAM breast

wh

those are boobs
they didnt censor it
boobs
on
a
fucking
kids
show
.
.
.
.
how

sassyfirst:

moffathavemercy:

howdidigetsofunny:

carpooltunnels:

legendofkorraholyshit:

clarkbaxtresser:

guys I’m never pausing icarly again what the fuck is happening here

image

NEVER

AGAIN

Let’s not forget

image

I love how theres the “G” symbol at the top and then BAM breast

wh

those are boobs

they didnt censor it

boobs

on

a

fucking

kids

show

.

.

.

.

how

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself


IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself

image

IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

hallmoniter:

i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over alot and stuff

smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

(Source: grimyboy)

Life’s too short so spread the love… you know it is, you know it is…

“Make Believe” by SteamPowered Giraffe” (via sarahsteamdoll)

magicaldorkface:

eyesofnecromancy:

teaviathan:

a-valiant-effort:

stare-intothe-void:

rek88k:

lucifer-est-le-ange-noir:

needsmoremilk:

rainwillowtrilby:

normanbecile:

sassygayvanellope:

recuperacuddles:

danglemyronpa:

beatavatar:

cheap-knockoff-dave:

bleeznuggets:

dnotive:

saxypone:

neverlast1:

 
I’m a prince who killed his dad and then stole his sword…

I’m a hunter.
As in a supernatural hunter.
Yes.

I’m a race car driver. :)

I’m a shipwrecked prince that’s a hopeless romantic? Cool.

race car drivaaaaaaaar/hitman. fuck i dont know

i get to take down gangsters frick yeah

i’m a cannibal

I’m a space explorer.

im a solider

Im a teenager getting out of an adult psychiatrical hospitalO ok

FBI agent. Not bad.

I’m a wrecker in a video game.  Overall great, apart from my fear of heights and being thrown off buildings!

I’m a a teenager who makes a terrible nineties show in his basement
Oh god.

i am an astronaut to mars who is under the false identity of his suicidal best friend.
greaaaaat

I’m a super hero alien that was sent to Earth by my parents because my planet imploded. Well

I am a Hogwarts student motherfucker!

But I AM the chosen one!

I’m fucking Superman.

I’m a demigod and a genuine hero who also gets the girl AND a Pegasus?
Fuck yes,  bitches.

Well. Harry Potter. 
So basically, I’m one of the most powerful wizards at Hogwarts. Fuck yeah.

magicaldorkface:

eyesofnecromancy:

teaviathan:

a-valiant-effort:

stare-intothe-void:

rek88k:

lucifer-est-le-ange-noir:

needsmoremilk:

rainwillowtrilby:

normanbecile:

sassygayvanellope:

recuperacuddles:

danglemyronpa:

beatavatar:

cheap-knockoff-dave:

bleeznuggets:

dnotive:

saxypone:

neverlast1:

 

I’m a prince who killed his dad and then stole his sword…

I’m a hunter.

As in a supernatural hunter.

Yes.

I’m a race car driver. :)

I’m a shipwrecked prince that’s a hopeless romantic? Cool.

race car drivaaaaaaaar/hitman. fuck i dont know

i get to take down gangsters frick yeah

i’m a cannibal

I’m a space explorer.

im a solider

Im a teenager getting out of an adult psychiatrical hospital
O ok

FBI agent. Not bad.

I’m a wrecker in a video game.  Overall great, apart from my fear of heights and being thrown off buildings!

I’m a a teenager who makes a terrible nineties show in his basement

Oh god.

i am an astronaut to mars who is under the false identity of his suicidal best friend.

greaaaaat

I’m a super hero alien that was sent to Earth by my parents because my planet imploded. Well

I am a Hogwarts student motherfucker!

But I AM the chosen one!

I’m fucking Superman.

I’m a demigod and a genuine hero who also gets the girl AND a Pegasus?

Fuck yes,  bitches.

Well. Harry Potter.

So basically, I’m one of the most powerful wizards at Hogwarts. Fuck yeah.

(Source: astroextensionist)