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I'm Jssy! =) I'm in love with Halestorm, We Are the In Crowd, Harry Potter, volleyball and soccer! I lay on the floor and play rock sounds obnoxiously loud on my guitar while waiting to rinse the pink dye out of my hair.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
guys I’m never pausing icarly again what the fuck is happening here
NEVER
AGAIN
Let’s not forget
I love how theres the “G” symbol at the top and then BAM breast
wh
those are boobs
they didnt censor it
boobs
on
a
fucking
kids
show
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how
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over alot and stuff
if i had a nice body my life would improve by at least 500%
(Source: slutstatus)
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
(Source: grimyboy)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
I’m so done with you
(Source: misshannahrml)
“Make Believe” by SteamPowered Giraffe” (via sarahsteamdoll)
I’m a prince who killed his dad and then stole his sword…
I’m a hunter.
As in a supernatural hunter.
Yes.
I’m a race car driver. :)
I’m a shipwrecked prince that’s a hopeless romantic? Cool.
race car drivaaaaaaaar/hitman. fuck i dont know
i get to take down gangsters frick yeah
i’m a cannibal
I’m a space explorer.
im a solider
Im a teenager getting out of an adult psychiatrical hospital
O okFBI agent. Not bad.
I’m a wrecker in a video game. Overall great, apart from my fear of heights and being thrown off buildings!
I’m a a teenager who makes a terrible nineties show in his basement
Oh god.
i am an astronaut to mars who is under the false identity of his suicidal best friend.
greaaaaat
I’m a super hero alien that was sent to Earth by my parents because my planet imploded. Well
I am a Hogwarts student motherfucker!
But I AM the chosen one!
I’m fucking Superman.
I’m a demigod and a genuine hero who also gets the girl AND a Pegasus?
Fuck yes, bitches.
Well. Harry Potter.
So basically, I’m one of the most powerful wizards at Hogwarts. Fuck yeah.
(Source: astroextensionist)